Alright, so tonight at work I promised the person at the Quickie, Jamie, that I'd write her a completely random story on facebook. This, is that story.
Once upon a time in the magical land of Undine, there lived a magical man called The Hamburger Meister Man. Now, Hamburg, as he is referred to was a wicked and evil man, he ruled the land of Undine with an iron belly. You see, being magical, Hamburg had the ability to bring all hamburgers to life, as well as grow them to the size of an average human. So, with an army of elite hamburgers, he easily took over the towns, and cities of Undine. But one day, travesty struck Hamburg, for Will of the Subs came with a mission. His mission was to free the land of Undine from Hamburgs evil ways. Will was also a magical man. But his abilites were based on his ability to grow and extend his mouth, as well as his stomach. With that ability, he easily overcame the hamburger army and did battle with the Hamburger Meister man, but being the tricky foe he was, he laid a trap for Will of the Subs, and captured him. Now, the Hamburger Meister Man was very very cocky, and sure of himself, and loved to boast his power, so he had made his castle out of hamburgers. Hamburg, after eating all those hamburgs, wasn't very bright, and had poor health insurance. So, when Will ate his way out of his hamburger cell, he ate a supporting hamburger pillar which cause the castle to collapse, killing the Hamburger Meister Man instantly.
And so, with the Hamburger Meister Man gone, all the people of Undine were free to eat healthy subs, and lived happily, ever, after.
The End.
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Here's the gramatically correct version of your story:
Once upon a time in the magical land of Undine, there lived a magical man called Hamburg: The Hamburgermeister Man. Now, Hamburg, as he is commonly referred to, was a wicked and evil man. He ruled the land of Undine with an iron belly.
You see being magical, Hamburg had the ability to bring all hamburgers to life, as well as grow them to the size of an average human. So, with an army of Elite Hamburgers, he easily took over the towns and cities of Undine.
But one day, travesty struck Hamburg, for Will of the Subs came on a mission: His mission was to free the land of Undine from Hamburgs evil ways.
Will was also a magical man. He had the ability to grow and extend his mouth, as well as his stomach. With that ability, he easily overcame the Hamburger Army and did battle with the Hamburgermeister Man.
Alas, being the tricky foe he was, The Hamburgermeister Man ha lain a trap for Will of the Subs and captured him.
Unfortunately for the Hamburgermmeister Man, he was very very cocky, sure of himself and loved to boast his power, and as a result of his boastful cockiness, he had made his castle out of hamburgers!
Hamburg, after eating all those hamburgers, wasn't very bright, and had poor health insurance.
So, upon eating his way out of his hamburger cell, Will ate a supporting hamburger pillar which cause the castle to collapse, killing the Hamburgermeister Man instantly.
And so, with the Hamburgermeister Man gone, all the people of Undine were free to eat healthy subs, and lived happily, ever, after.
The End.
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This is a pretty creative story, man. Way to go. I guess genius runs in the family eh, eh? *nudge nudge*
But I have some questions:
1. How did the Hamburgermeister Man's poor health insurance really affect anything? I think Poor Cholesteral woulda maybe been a little more plausible, because then he wouldn't have had been able to outrun the crumbling burger castle.
and
2. Wouldn't eating his way out of the hamburger dungeon have resulted in Will of the Subs to be not so bright? Because fo'realz, that's alot of hambugers.
oh, and
3: If Will of the Subs ate a supporting hambuger pillar, but was already in wherever they keep the hambuger cells (I imagine either a dungeon or tower) how did he escape?
... was it Jesus?
Heh, anyways, not trying to be critical. It was a very funny story lol.
Keep it up!
Oh Will... you fabulous, fabulous man.
teehee ^^!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
Thanks anonymous, how did you find out about my blog? Do I know you?
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