Will of the Subs meets the Hamburger Meister man.

Alright, so tonight at work I promised the person at the Quickie, Jamie, that I'd write her a completely random story on facebook. This, is that story.

Once upon a time in the magical land of Undine, there lived a magical man called The Hamburger Meister Man. Now, Hamburg, as he is referred to was a wicked and evil man, he ruled the land of Undine with an iron belly. You see, being magical, Hamburg had the ability to bring all hamburgers to life, as well as grow them to the size of an average human. So, with an army of elite hamburgers, he easily took over the towns, and cities of Undine. But one day, travesty struck Hamburg, for Will of the Subs came with a mission. His mission was to free the land of Undine from Hamburgs evil ways. Will was also a magical man. But his abilites were based on his ability to grow and extend his mouth, as well as his stomach. With that ability, he easily overcame the hamburger army and did battle with the Hamburger Meister man, but being the tricky foe he was, he laid a trap for Will of the Subs, and captured him. Now, the Hamburger Meister Man was very very cocky, and sure of himself, and loved to boast his power, so he had made his castle out of hamburgers. Hamburg, after eating all those hamburgs, wasn't very bright, and had poor health insurance. So, when Will ate his way out of his hamburger cell, he ate a supporting hamburger pillar which cause the castle to collapse, killing the Hamburger Meister Man instantly.
And so, with the Hamburger Meister Man gone, all the people of Undine were free to eat healthy subs, and lived happily, ever, after.
The End.